Huckabee

It is almost one month into the new year, the year of our nation's elections, and still, we do not have confirmation that Paris Hilton has officially jumped into the race for the Presidency of the United States. Certainly, looking at her positions, an open minded individual clearly sees how powerful her message is. We can understand how this message would become a jumping off point to propel her to the White House, once people understood that message. Looking at the potential competition, there is not much out there.

There has been a lot of chatter about Mike Huckabee's recent rise in the Republican polls. Reasons for his success vary from his showing at the debates to the fact that he has a comical face, resembling Dagwood Bumstead, or Gomer Pyle. This theory posits that people are latching onto Huckabee as a comic relief from the somber Bush years. We here at Paris4Prez.com can gladly say that Ms. Hilton, as a credible presidential candidate, would win hands down were it to come to a match of the faces. Imagine the prestige the United States would regain on the world stage having a Commander in Chief with the caliber of face that Ms. Hilton naturally carries.