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Have you all seen Dennis Kucinich's wife? Let me be politic and say that were Kucinich to become president, well AFTER pig's wings burn off in hell, our nation would be party to an exceptionally FINE first lady. But Kucinich has a problem-- nohhhh, not his folded skin elfin look-- his problem stems from his message. Mr. Kucinich believes in things. Things we imagine must be right somewhere, on some planet, but not here in the USA. Regardless of his beliefs, he does not look like a president. So we disregard what our ears are hearing. Now, were Mr. Kucinich to present his wife as, say, Vice President, or some other powerful position, we might have some traction. Granted, it would be considered nepotism by a few mamby pambys (nah, Bush not engaged in such things) but at least we might reconsider considering him. As a board member of Paris4Prez.com, I am often asked by others, "What in the world are you guys thinking?!?! Paris Hilton for PRESIDENT?????!! #%!&@". Let me tell you, we do not come across our conclusions lightly. We strongly believe in the strength of Ms. Hilton's image and legacy of success as being the factor that would create a new political dynasty for this country. The message does need to get out more, with better talking points. That much is for certain. But with P. Hilton, you see that she is Mr. and Mrs. Kucinich in one. The brains AND the beauty. What more could a jaded electorate ask for?

Elton Pacinyi, Paris4Prez.com

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