No Significant Competition for a Hilton Presidency

It is almost one month into the new year, the year of our nation's elections, and still, we do not have confirmation that Paris Hilton has officially jumped into the race for the Presidency of the United States. Certainly, looking at her positions, an open minded individual clearly sees how powerful her message is. We can understand how this message would become a jumping off point to propel her to the White House, once people understood that message. Looking at the potential competition, there is not much out there. On the right, we've got McCain, Guiliani, and Huckabee. Between your Clintons, Obamas, Edwardses, the left really doesn't add up to much either. At least this is the case when comparing these tired horses to the fresh face and fresher attitude a Paris Hilton presidency would bring to Washington. No Dee Cee insider, Ms. Hilton would be able to bridge both parties' disagreements and drive the American agenda forward. I urge you to look at our site, inspect Ms. Hilton's positions, look at our conclusions, and see for yourself why we are behind Paris Hilton and why we wish she would finally make up her mind and run for the presidency.

Dr. Wexford Taunton, Paris4Prez.com

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