Expressed Positions of Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton on Ending the Iraq War
Ms. Hilton is known to be a vehement advocate of the U.S. Military. She is adamant that American citizens pay close attention to the Iraq War situation. Told that she was going to jail for 45 days due to her widely publicized mishap earlier this year, Ms. Hilton expressed apparent dismay that the Iraq situation was not receiving its due. "I was shocked to see all the attention devoted to the amount of time I would spend in jail. I would hope going forward that the public and the media will focus on more important things, like the men and women serving our country in Iraq and other places around the world." Other times, Ms. Hilton has repeatedly expressed an interest in seeing the Iraq War come to an end. Our contention is that Ms. Hilton would seek an amenable ending to this disastrous war and that she would be positive to improving relations with Iran and resolving any potential nuclear standoff with that nation.

Paris Hilton on Health Care
While Paris has not explicitly expressed an opinion regarding the healthcare crisis, it is significant that her internet popularity is generally threefold greater than Americans’ interest in healthcare. Michael Moore, well known filmmaker of the healthcare documentary ‘Sicko’ and crusader for nationalized healthcare, was dismayed that he was bumped from Larry King in favor of Paris Hilton. During tough times, when Democrats and Republicans cannot hope to come together to defuse this crisis, it is significant that a strong personality direct and advance discussion of solutions to the healthcare crisis. That personality is Paris Hilton.

Ms. Hilton does take an active role in health as an issue. She has stated that she would like to personally help in the fields of breast cancer — her grandmother had breast cancer — or multiple sclerosis. Her father's mother suffers from that disease. One policy she is considering is that she might get toy companies to build a kind of Paris Hilton playhouse, where sick children might come, and the toy companies could donate toys.

Paris Hilton on Energy
It is significant that Ms. Hilton has acquired considerable professional tutelage on this topic at the hands of Brandon David, son of oil magnate Marvin Davis. Paris explains, “Brandon, you're in oil. Enron is oil.”, providing us insight into her professional connections. While she has not written a position paper on this topic, Ms. Hilton’s devotion to the topic of energy conservation is well known and would influence her decisions on energy policy.

Paris Hilton on the Environment
Ms. Hilton is keenly aware of current environmental issues. Her interest in the environment begins with her attendance at a special screening of Leonardo DiCaprio’s recent environmental film "11th Hour". Many have been following Paris Hilton’s remaking as an environmentalist. She has gamely faced questions about the enormous size (and energy requirements) of her homes. Other times, Paris Hilton had an environmental ban lifted in Austria so she could fly into a public relations event she was attending. Paris Hilton has publicly given up her Range Rover for an Escape Hybrid. An insider says the heiress is learning how to be eco-friendly from her colleague, environmental expert and "Entourage" television star Adrian Grenier. He is apparently assisting her with picking out a home that she can easily convert into an environmentally friendly living space. "Adrian has really been teaching Paris a lot about what people can do to help the environment and to just live their lives in a more 'green-friendly' way because it's a cause he's very involved in, and, so far, Paris is listening."

Paris Hilton on Poverty
The 26-year-old hotel heiress-actress vowed to use her fame to bring attention to social causes after serving a 23-day jail sentence earlier this year for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case. "I want to visit more countries where poverty and children's issues are a big concern," she says. "I know there's a lot of good I can do just by getting involved and bringing attention to these issues." Paris relates, "I'll be going in November, after I get back from filming my movie". She told E! Online in a story posted in mid-2007. "There's so much need in that area, and I feel like if I go, it will bring more attention to what people can do to help".

Paris Hilton on Education
As a former student at an elite private East Coast finishing school, Ms. Hilton is very knowledgeable about issues that affect the quality of education in this country. Her knowledge of education and entrepreneurship is such that Ms. Hilton had at one time been offered $1 million to teach a one-hour “How to Build Your Brand” seminar. Ms. Hilton is also reading newspapers — The Los Angeles Times and the Wall Street Journal— among others.

Paris Hilton on Election Reform
Ms. Hilton has voted in recent elections and participated in Sean "P. Diddy" Combs' “Vote or Die” 2004 campaign, to encourage young people to vote in the then upcoming Presidential election. We feel Ms. Hilton considers our nation’s future to be something to which young people should devote more attention. Ms. Hilton has been reading three books recently to inform herself more -- “The Secret,” “The Power of Now” and the Bible.

Paris Hilton on Religion and Faith
Paris Hilton has found faith. Speaking from jail to Barbara Walters, Paris Hilton related that she'd been changed by the experience of going to jail. “I'm not the same person I was. I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute. It is not who I am, nor do I want to be that person for the young girls who looked up to me. I know now that I can make a difference, that I have the power to do that. I have been thinking that I want to do different things when I am out of here. I have become much more spiritual. God has given me this new chance.”

She has visited with a person whom she described as a spiritual adviser. "My spirit or soul did not like the way I was being seen and that is why I was sent to jail.". Ms. Hilton continues, "God, has released me. I will never again have a drink and drive."

Conclusion
The palette of positions displayed by Ms. Hilton in her duly recorded affairs points to the machinations of a wise, clever person who understands her role in the public eye. With official corruption in Washington at an all time high, Ms. Hilton, given the right tutelage, is capable of becoming that force to exact the positive political change our society so desperately seeks.

In the greater realm of history, a person who, in the present, might be viewed with a jaundiced eye, turns out to be quite a revelation in the longer run. Noblesse oblige, such as displayed by Ms. Hilton, brought to bear on the plight of a nation in crisis, is a strong solvent that can turn around a bitter and defeated national spirit. It can forge that sorrow into a new hope and the promise of greater rewards to those willing to fight for continued freedom and prosperity in the United States of America.

Paris Hilton’s legendary popularity and her commitment to the greater good is unassailed. We sincerely hope that Ms. Hilton takes upon herself the responsibility to initiate a process of advancement, with the proper expert assistance, through the presidential debates and to her inevitable historic win as the first female president of the United States of America. God willing.

Isn't she too young to run

Isn't she too young to run for president?

Paris too young

A person must be 35 years of age or older to hold the office of President. Paris Hilton is only 27 (Feb. 27, 1981) as of this posting.

age limit

once Paris hilton is elected president she can issue a executive order changing the constitution and lowering the age limit for president.

regency of Paris

There is a long establish European tradition of placing a regent, an older person who technically stands in for an underage monarch, into the office until the true heir can make wise political decisions. However, in running her own profitable businesses, recording a really hot C.D., and starring in many excellent productions, Miss Hilton has already proven her outstanding abilities. Paris could provide the true leadership our country needs while a regent would satisfy legal requirements!

The biggest problem now is who would fill that role, and who would be veep? Keeping in tradition, I still think Nicole Richie should be vice president, but I’m totally stupid about the other choice.