Paris Hilton on Education
Submitted by Paris4Prez on Tue, 10/16/2007 - 16:31.
As a former student at an elite private East Coast finishing school, Ms. Hilton is very knowledgeable about issues that affect the quality of education in this country. Her knowledge of education and entrepreneurship is such that Ms. Hilton had at one time been offered $1 million to teach a one-hour “How to Build Your Brand” seminar. Ms. Hilton is also reading newspapers — The Los Angeles Times and the Wall Street Journal— among others.
Lives for normal people
These days they want everyone to be either a Mad Geneticist/BioChemist, like that guy Ivans who just killed himself (or possibly was murdered by the secret government agents trying to cover up Bush’s crazies who were trying to scare us into war with Iraq), or a Crazy Physics/Engineering Monster creating some murderous robot weapon thing, or a Computer Programming Maniac who will help the FBI tap into every e-mail or phone conversation of ours.
They’ve exported all the jobs for normal people. Those jobs may not have been great fun or very exciting, but at least you weren’t facilitating the mass destruction of innocent civilians.