Paris Hilton IS the Ideal Candidate to Make a Run for the White House

With the race for the Presidency heating up this month, we wonder where Paris Hilton is. Two years ago (has it really been two years?) our team of seasoned political analysts, strategists, concerned citizens, and others, came to a quite coherent and clear answer in our search for a 'winner' for the American Presidency. While some initially dismissed our conclusions, they were eventually won over when they realized the logic and power behind a Paris Hilton presidency. Repeated research of polling estimates, detailed application of advanced game theories, analyses of probable upcoming events all led tot he same unimpeachable answer. Of course! Paris Hilton WAS the ideal candidate to run for the White House and to advance our nation's agenda in this dangerous new century. Talk to your neighbors, explain to them why you too feel that Paris Hilton is the best potential candidate out there. Maybe, just maybe, if we all unite under 'her' flag, we might be able to pull off this win. Our efforts would not be in vain. Ms. Hilton, seeing the enthusiasm rallying behind her, would understand that this is indeed her destiny-- to become the first female president of the United States. Godspeed! Let's make it happen!

Vij Rasamasan, Paris4Prez.com