Welcome to the Official Paris Hilton for President Web Site!
Submitted by Paris4Prez on Mon, 10/01/2007 - 06:51.
Leadership For The Ages
In the grand sweep of history, few personalities have ever appeared that, by sheer force of charisma and guile, are effortlessly capable of co-opting the Office of the Presidency of the United States to unite and heal a nation.
After years of careful deliberation by our team of academics, political pundits, strategists, ideologues, theologians and concerned citizens, a consensus is emerging that Paris Whitney Hilton-- heiress, businesswoman, media star, and intellectual-- is exactly that candidate capable of uniting a nation behind her, to develop a newer, more vigorous America fully prepared to take on the challenges of the 21st century.
Preparing The Populace
At the present time, Ms. Hilton has not made any official pronouncements pertaining to her making any run for the Office of the United States Presidency in 2008. Our team of experts is certain, given adequate indoctrination of the American people on the merits of a Hilton presidency and given that she receives the proper public forums to express her views, that the American people will agree, that Paris Hilton is indeed the proper candidate to lead the United States for the next eight or more years.
Paris, We Need You!
Our sincerest hope on Paris4Prez.com is that Ms. Hilton will soon reconsider her current stance and declare her intent to pursue this opportunity to run for the Presidency of the United States. For the good of the nation, for the good of our children, and for the good of our future.
In the grand sweep of history, few personalities have ever appeared that, by sheer force of charisma and guile, are effortlessly capable of co-opting the Office of the Presidency of the United States to unite and heal a nation.
After years of careful deliberation by our team of academics, political pundits, strategists, ideologues, theologians and concerned citizens, a consensus is emerging that Paris Whitney Hilton-- heiress, businesswoman, media star, and intellectual-- is exactly that candidate capable of uniting a nation behind her, to develop a newer, more vigorous America fully prepared to take on the challenges of the 21st century.
Preparing The Populace
At the present time, Ms. Hilton has not made any official pronouncements pertaining to her making any run for the Office of the United States Presidency in 2008. Our team of experts is certain, given adequate indoctrination of the American people on the merits of a Hilton presidency and given that she receives the proper public forums to express her views, that the American people will agree, that Paris Hilton is indeed the proper candidate to lead the United States for the next eight or more years.
Paris, We Need You!
Our sincerest hope on Paris4Prez.com is that Ms. Hilton will soon reconsider her current stance and declare her intent to pursue this opportunity to run for the Presidency of the United States. For the good of the nation, for the good of our children, and for the good of our future.
Why A President Hilton?
Consider:
Positions of Paris
Ms. Hilton’s public stances on various issues place her squarely front and center in the populist set of positions endorsed by the plurality of Americans.
Click Here For A Dissertation on The Probable Political Positions of Paris Whitney Hilton
Consider:
- While at first glance, it may seem unusual to have a popular celebrity running as a political candidate, throughout history, cultural elites have traditionally been recruited to lead the people through challenging times. One only has to look at Cleopatra, Katerina of Russia, Eva Peron, Golda Meir, Indira Gandhi, and Princess Diana to see that Ms. Hilton fits quite comfortably within this pantheon of esteemed and popular leaders. Looking back through history, the legacy of success achieved by populist candidates such as Ms. Hilton has been better than average when compared against the total of all prior political leadership.
- Our Nation faces grave and challenging times. America's cultural goodwill around the world has reached an all time low. Nations who previously were staunch supporters of our political policies are now toying with challenging our nation's pre-eminence as the cultural, political, and military hegemon of the planet.
- Traditionally, the Office of the Presidency has mostly been seen as a ceremonial role. America’s true power lies with its corporate military-industry-media complex, a sphere where the Office of the President is only a small part of a larger governing system of checks and balances. As such, when one is deciding on whether to vote for a Paris Hilton for President, one needs to part with the illusion that the presidency must naturally fall to a traditional candidate.
- Ms. Hilton has, through natural business acumen, managed to develop an AA+ Celebrity Quotient recognizability rating, a stellar accomplishment that gives her the political clout necessary to galvanize the populace in support of positions that would serve to reunify and heal our country’s political spectrum.
- The quirkiness factor cannot be overlooked. A candidate from an unusual place in the popular imagination has an added advantage over seemingly more refined but virtually interchangeable candidates. To understand the success of this strategy, one only need point out successful politicians such as Jesse Ventura, Arnold Schwartzenegger, and Ronald Reagan, only three of many recent examples of unusual candidates, who had succeeded not despite their unusual background, but because of it.
- As a young and female candidate, Ms. Hilton would automatically receive not only a large plurality of the youth vote, indeed bringing out voters who might otherwise be engaged in other activities, but it would also unify the female vote as well as the male movie and television viewing vote. Remarkably, our political analysts have calculated that together these groups would bring her well over the top, achieving the vaunted 272 Electoral College votes that would be needed to put her into the Office of the Presidency.
- While Ms. Hilton portrays someone who comes from an elite background, she truly is a humble member of the people. Her privileged background was not a help but a hindrance early in her career. She has managed to be a remarkably successful businesswoman in her own right. A little mentioned fact about Ms. Hilton is that, from her initial life of startlingly abject poverty, has managed to grow her career to the point where, in 2005, Ms. Hilton's total gross earnings equaled $6.5 million. One cannot overstate the value of having a successful and business savvy person in the White House.
- Ms. Hilton has acquired a formidable fusillade of social and political skills over the past decade. Presidents with comparable social talents have historically manifested themselves as change makers who, acting as diplomats on the world stage, have brought about great positive changes for the whole of American society. Examples of great statesmen in this mold include JFK, Ronald Reagan, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln.
Positions of Paris
Ms. Hilton’s public stances on various issues place her squarely front and center in the populist set of positions endorsed by the plurality of Americans.
Click Here For A Dissertation on The Probable Political Positions of Paris Whitney Hilton
to represent a opponent
On behalf Apache Nation representing Geronimo as your opponent since he done head big house skull n bones.Long Live Paris.
Three Dreams
Two Tears
Two Days 3x2x2
great story
Great story. Wrote a post here:
hilaryshepherd.com/rantsnraves/2008/08/06/paris-hilton-would-paint-the-white-house-pink/
Draft her here!
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